i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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