Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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