he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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