In the future we'll all be gay
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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