my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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