You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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