Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
we should paint friendship bongs
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