i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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