sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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