Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We need a shit load of segways right now
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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