On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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