I'm drive I can fine osifer
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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