Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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