We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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