It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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