I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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