my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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