Small penises have feelings too.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube