And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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