Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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