dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
no you cant smoke seaweed
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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