She said her name was "party"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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