we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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