He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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