So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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