totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
this just has baby written all over it
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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