She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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