You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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