He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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