how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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