i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
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I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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