whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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