He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
do herpes really smell.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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