i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
