her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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