Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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