im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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