i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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