I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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