idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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