dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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