There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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