can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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