i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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