glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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