First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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