the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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