I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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