Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
