thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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