Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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