girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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