Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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