How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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