Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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