Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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