i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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