if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize