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(401): View more from Rhode Island

dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM

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Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?

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wait... oh

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(401): dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM (616): Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek? (401): wait... oh http://tfl.nu/kgtx

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever

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(859): I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever http://tfl.nu/61m6

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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish

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(920): in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish http://tfl.nu/24oc

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(815): View more from Illinois

I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.

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(815): I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value. http://tfl.nu/83po

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(917): View more from New York City

i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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(917): i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him. http://tfl.nu/coq9

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(612): View more from Minnesota

you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.

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(612): you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all. http://tfl.nu/uo2n

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(281): View more from Texas

I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.

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I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.

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(281): I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me. (979): I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys. http://tfl.nu/btxr

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(620): View more from Kansas

Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...

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(620): Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me... http://tfl.nu/2n11

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(352): View more from Florida

The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.

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Oh God. You're going to jail

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(352): The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals. (1-352): Oh God. You're going to jail http://tfl.nu/m7qu

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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.

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(316): Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip. http://tfl.nu/doru

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone

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(804): I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone http://tfl.nu/9ph0

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(951): View more from California

diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.

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(951): diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me. http://tfl.nu/ieik

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(949): View more from California

Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.

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I felt like a god.

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(949): Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list. (949): I felt like a god. http://tfl.nu/u6fp

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(906): View more from Michigan

When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.

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(906): When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house. http://tfl.nu/xuce

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

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i think i might be a female sloth

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(617): female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away (781): i think i might be a female sloth http://tfl.nu/d8fr

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