Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."

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(313): View more from Michigan

My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real

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(214): View more from Texas

Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.

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(678): View more from Georgia

There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.

(1-678): View more from Georgia

It's destiny.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?

(904): View more from Florida

Yep.

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