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• (719): View more from Colorado

  okay pat passed out under dana's car

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (916): View more from California

  I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.

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• (909): View more from California

  If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!

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