Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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