i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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